TWA DYNAMORPH SIGNAL PATH GENERATOR
Dual cascading preamps Each with independent level control. TWA releases DM-02 Dynamorph Envelope-controlled Harmonic Generator Featuring a distortion circuit where the amount and type of saturation is intricately linked to the input signal level, the TWA DM-02 Dynamorph creates multi-layered, highly complex waveforms that morph your instrument’s harm. The input directly controls type/degree of distortion event. Seriously, if you love music, or guitar, or tone, or David Foster Wallace, or just hearing something AMAZING, check out this pedal. The TWA Dynamorph offers the following features: Unlimited range of sounds, from mild drive to extreme fuzz to massive synth filter sweeps. I sometimes play a game where I imagine that I'm in a world where time travel actually DOES exist, and someone who loves music in the future DOES go back in time and get Leo super high with meditation and yoga and give him the schematics for transitors and TWA Dynamorphs, and I listen to music, and PRETEND that every guitar has that BEAUTIFUL, MUSICAL and EXPRESSIVE "Dynamorph-dimension" sound, and it is bittersweet, for while I am saddened by the realization that my species never solves the questions of special relativity, or general relativity (I'm not sure), at least not to the degree that they can change anything, I am awed by the realization that I am among the first generation of humankind to experience the creation of an entire new musical instrument, one which is "played" using an "electric guitar", much like, say, a Moog synthesizer from the '60's was "played" using a "piano". S3 switching also automatically reverts the pedal to bypass mode if power is lost an essential failsafe for live gigs.
I'm able to deduce, based on the Dynamorph's ability to take a guitar player's thoughts, intentions, volume and TONE POT settings, hormone balance, pickup selection, NOTE INTERVAL selection, REGISTER (on the instrument), and pick dynamics, and meld it into a hypnotic, robo-rock, padded-pulsing, Tesla-coiled, banshee wail, that (stay with me), IF time travel ever WOULD-HAVE-BEEN invented, someone would have traveled back in time to the '40s and provided Leo Fender with a schematic, and all amplifiers ever made would be based, essentially, on the TWA Dynamorph (I think there were transistors in the 40's - if there weren't, there would have been if there ever will be time travel, because they're needed for the Dynamorph (is that right?)), rendering the 2017 Dynamorph a superfluous duplication of the front-end of every guitar players' amp, and not a chorus of 1-to-one-million cybernetic angels ready to do your sonic bidding. The TWA MiniMorph offers the following features Unlimited range of sounds, from mild drive to extreme fuzz to massive synth filter sweeps. The MiniMorph features TWA’s proprietary S3 Shortest Send Switching - a form of relay-based True Bypass switching that provides the most transparent bypass sound available. The existence of the TWA Dynamorph disproves time travel, conceptually - by that I mean that Dynamorph's existence means that humans (?) never (!) invent a device capable of transporting information (matter?!) back (?!) in time.
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